what to be, or not to be

Halloween is just around the corner and whether you are trick-or-treating or not, almost everyone loves to get dress up. Unless you are some sort of Halloween version of the grinch... which would be a funny costume.

You gotta be careful what you dress up as. Depending on the situation almost anything could be inappropriate, so be careful to know what kind of party you are going to.

This costume is funny even though it could be taken in poor taste.

I love this holiday, it is easily one of my favorite days of the year. I put a lot of planning into it, but that's because I don't want to show up at the party and see another little red riding hood or referee. That would take away most of the fun... not all of it though. So you have to know what some of your best friends are dressing up as so you don't have to worry about it; or you could even dress up as a group to make it even more fun.

This guy's costume is super unique but I'm sure he had a lot of trouble getting through doorways.

I still haven't decided what I'm going to be this year but the thing I do know is I wish I had this outfit for my puppy!



Tell me what you're going to be this year, I'd love to hear it!

♫April♫

That is not school appropriate!

Today's letter is the letter "C" C as in cleavage.
Apparently Katy Perry chasing Elmo around in such a risky dress was not appropriate for small children.... Duh!
Tell me what you think!

♫April♫

Holy Cow!

From her hat to her shoes almost everything on Lady Gaga at the VMA's was made completely out of meat.... I'm speechless, I feel like P.E.T.A. didn't know whether to pour red paint on her or to try and find her dress a home.

Going Green!

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while... I lost the password.

In my personal life I've noticed how wasteful I know I can be, so I've decided to become more green, and no I don't mean to be green with envy. To become green according to urban dictionary is to adopt an environmentally friendly lifestyle. So I looked up some simple tips!

1. Turn off the lights when you leave a room or if you don't need it on. Electricity production generates more than 1.9 billion metric tons of carbon dioxide emissions a year so this simple act could really make a difference.

2. Eat less beef. You don't have to cut out meat entirely, just try to focus your meals on the vegetables and less on the meat. Not only does it help you live a healthier life, Plant based diets require less resources to maintain.

3. Use green cleaning supplies. Many Americans have bad reactions to common household chemicals. Cleaning with 1/4 cup of distilled white vinegar and a few drops of olive oil costs less than a dollar and a lot safer.


For more ways to be green just look online (that is where I got these tips... thanks www.wholeliving.com), everyone has a random tip that makes a big difference. I recently started gardening and eating my veggies as a snack instead of going to the store and buying chips (sometimes). And I have also started a compost pile to use next year for my garden.

Hopefully you jump on the going green trend, it's better for everyone and honestly it makes me feel like I'm doing something.

Share your tips on going green, I'd love to hear them!

♫April♫

Montag montage?

So at first I was semi-upset (kinda) about Heidi Montag's many plastic surgeries. She is supposed to be a role model for young girls because of her status as "famous" but instead she has gone off the deep end and has gotten even more surgery. I guess 10 surgeries just wasn't enough for even half a year.

So here she is over the ages :)




The Beginning....
I actually think she is pretty in this picture, she had a beautiful smile. She kinda looked like she was in the 70's with her hair and make-up, but it wasn't bad at all.



After she got the *cough cough* "Lindsay Lohan" ...
I frowned upon this surgery since she was still so young, but there are worse things.



Next the "Micheal Jackson"... (added cheek bones and cut off nose)
Now things are kinda getting ridiculous, she hardly even looks like herself anymore. She is starting too look plastic, and I wonder how they explained the change on her t.v. show "The Hills"


After another nose job and rounded out her face... so the "Micheal Jackson" continued?....
At least she still kinda looked human.



After she "Failed"....
No further explanation is needed.



If there was a level of fail higher than "epic fail" it would be named after Heidi.

First off after this I bet she had her I.D taken away at the bar because she looks nothing like the photo. Also Heidi claims she wants yet ANOTHER breast enlargement surgery. She wants to have the surgery done in Europe since they they are more relaxed on what they can do to her body and she wants to go up to a size H for "Heidi". Right now she is at size F, which simply stands for "FAILURE"
Also, Who wears high heels when they are tanning?



Ha ha ha Just kidding, Heidi isn't to this extreme .... yet.
But who knows what will happen when she leaves the country because no doctor can/will do what she wants.
It's just proof that in America if you get 15 minutes of fame for anything people will continue to do it long after the 15 minutes are up...
Example: Octomom, she plans on popping out more puppies just for the fame... But that is for a different Blog.

♫April♫

The Game? Yeah I just lost it.

Wow it really has been a long time since I wrote a blog, but this inspiration is hard to pass up.

I just lost the game... If you want to be forever tortured knowing someone else is controlling what you think continue reading but it's not too late. I now give you two choices. First, the blue pill: take this and you'll wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. Or the Red pill, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.




I knew you'd make the right choice.

If you don't know the rules of "the game" it is really quite simple; If you think about "the game" you lose the game. But when you lose "the game" you have to say it out loud. This is where the fun is because when you say it you force everyone around you to also lose the game and it is funny to see who else is playing the game. I recently taught one of my co-workers about the game so I periodically get a text saying "i just lost the game".

So now that you are full of knowledge go out and enjoy your "gaming"... have fun with it.


♫April

Happy St. Patricks Day.

When he was about sixteen he was captured by Irish raiders and taken from his native Wales as a slave
to Ireland, where he lived for six years before escaping and returning
to his family. After entering the church, he later returned to Ireland
as a missionary in the north and west of the island, but little is
known about the places where he worked and no link can be made between
Patrick and any church. By the eighth century he had become the patron
saint of Ireland. The Irish monastery system evolved after the time of
Patrick and the Irish church did not develop the diocesan model that Patrick and the other early missionaries had tried to establish. He was also known for chasing all the snakes out of Ireland, even though there is no real proof there was any snakes there in the first place.



What does this all mean?
GREEN BEER FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

(Age permitting)

♫April♫
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