Montag montage?

So at first I was semi-upset (kinda) about Heidi Montag's many plastic surgeries. She is supposed to be a role model for young girls because of her status as "famous" but instead she has gone off the deep end and has gotten even more surgery. I guess 10 surgeries just wasn't enough for even half a year.

So here she is over the ages :)




The Beginning....
I actually think she is pretty in this picture, she had a beautiful smile. She kinda looked like she was in the 70's with her hair and make-up, but it wasn't bad at all.



After she got the *cough cough* "Lindsay Lohan" ...
I frowned upon this surgery since she was still so young, but there are worse things.



Next the "Micheal Jackson"... (added cheek bones and cut off nose)
Now things are kinda getting ridiculous, she hardly even looks like herself anymore. She is starting too look plastic, and I wonder how they explained the change on her t.v. show "The Hills"


After another nose job and rounded out her face... so the "Micheal Jackson" continued?....
At least she still kinda looked human.



After she "Failed"....
No further explanation is needed.



If there was a level of fail higher than "epic fail" it would be named after Heidi.

First off after this I bet she had her I.D taken away at the bar because she looks nothing like the photo. Also Heidi claims she wants yet ANOTHER breast enlargement surgery. She wants to have the surgery done in Europe since they they are more relaxed on what they can do to her body and she wants to go up to a size H for "Heidi". Right now she is at size F, which simply stands for "FAILURE"
Also, Who wears high heels when they are tanning?



Ha ha ha Just kidding, Heidi isn't to this extreme .... yet.
But who knows what will happen when she leaves the country because no doctor can/will do what she wants.
It's just proof that in America if you get 15 minutes of fame for anything people will continue to do it long after the 15 minutes are up...
Example: Octomom, she plans on popping out more puppies just for the fame... But that is for a different Blog.

♫April♫

The Game? Yeah I just lost it.

Wow it really has been a long time since I wrote a blog, but this inspiration is hard to pass up.

I just lost the game... If you want to be forever tortured knowing someone else is controlling what you think continue reading but it's not too late. I now give you two choices. First, the blue pill: take this and you'll wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. Or the Red pill, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.




I knew you'd make the right choice.

If you don't know the rules of "the game" it is really quite simple; If you think about "the game" you lose the game. But when you lose "the game" you have to say it out loud. This is where the fun is because when you say it you force everyone around you to also lose the game and it is funny to see who else is playing the game. I recently taught one of my co-workers about the game so I periodically get a text saying "i just lost the game".

So now that you are full of knowledge go out and enjoy your "gaming"... have fun with it.


♫April